Hi I'm Simmons, I am well known for being the best bar in London and probably the world. People like me because I look real good and they can drink lots of nice drinks in me. I have a happy hour that is actually 5 hours long, I will sell you drinks at £2.50 from 4pm - 9pm Sunday - Friday.
Well generous. Bottles of Beer - £2.50 Glasses of Wine - £2.50 Spirits & Mixer - £2.50 Bottles of Wine - £10.00 2 Cocktails for £10 Cocktail Teapots - £15.00 Bottles of Prosecco - £15.00 I am a growing empire and currently locate myself in King's Cross, Camden and Fitzrovia (as well as having a little brother down in Fulham called The Chelsea Pensioner),
I can be hired out for private parties and I am pretty much the best thing you are ever going to find. I play a notoriously eclectic mix of tunes including disco, funk, pop, soul, 80's and hip-hop. I have lots of weird and wonderful decorations, hundreds of old school desks (you could have once worked on these very desks, you never know), millions of cans of beer and an abundance of different lamps. Some might say I'm well trendy and cool but I'm just keeping it real.
Come check me out, sip on some cocktails in tea cups and play on my SEGA Megadrive. Simmons | King's Cross: a: 32 Caledonian Road, London, N1 9DT t: 0207 278 5851 e: firstname.lastname@example.org Simmons | Camden: a: 7 Camden High Street, London, NW1 7JE t: 0207 383 5595 e: email@example.com Simmons | Fitzrovia: a: 28 Maple Street, London, W1T 6HP t: 0207 323 2172 e: firstname.lastname@example.org